Weird Fortune Cookie Collection: Unusual fortunes from actual fortune cookies

Some of these fortunes are hilarious and some are kind of weird...some are a little creepy. I'm pretty sure that if I received any one of these fortunes I'd have to carry it in my wallet forever.










I was going to make some fortune cookies at some point but since that hasn't happened yet, I'm just going to supply you with a fortune cookie recipe so you can make your own! Don't forget to put some bizarre fortunes inside!

[Weird Fortunes link via neatorama]