New! Funny Christmas Designs

I haven't forgotten about Christmas this year! Here are the new funny Christmas designs that I've put together. The top four are mine and the four below that are from Raging Trombones (the side project from me and C. from Timestop)!
Some are funny, some are rude, some are weird but all are great fun!
You may even find a little something for the Scrooge on your list.

No More Snow, Ho Ho Ho Oh, Whatever, You Don't Have The Balls To Mess With Me At Xmas, Peace On Earth, My Ass, All Your Presents Are Belong To Us, Mom Got A Little Carried Away With The Gift Wrapping This Year (dog and cat presents!), Looks Like Santa's Shopping At The Dollar Store This Year and It's Not Christmas Until I've Had My Coffee. Whew!

Click on the images below to check 'em out on Christmas cards, ornaments, t-shirts, hoodies, tote bags, mugs, mousepads and many more great gift ideas!

Free Economy Shipping! No Minimums!

From now until tonight (December 3, 2010 at 11:59pm PT) take advantage of free economy shipping on any order at my Zazzle stores! No minimums!
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Just use the code JINGLESALE61 at the checkout to qualify!

It's a great time to knock out your Christmas gift shopping. Have fun! :)

Holiday Scents Perfumes from Demeter Fragrance Library

Demeter Fragrance Library has a bunch of holiday scents that will allow you to smell like Christmas all year long!
Gingerbread, Christmas Tree and...Egg Nog? Maybe a mix with Christmas in New York?
I think I could really get into that gingerbread scent.

[Credit: The fabulous creator of Sassy Sparklies]

Free Shipping Today!

FREE SHIPPING! Free economy shipping on all US orders today (December 2, 2009) at my Toxiferous Designs Zazzle store! Use the code: HOLIDAYSHIPS at the checkout!
The holidays are almost here!
Don't miss this opportunity to pick up some great Christmas gifts for your friends and family!

NEW! Music Merchandise from Toxiferous Designs!

I'm so excited! I've been given the okay to create some officially licensed merchandise for some of my favorite bands and artists! Be prepared for an awesome and unique mix of my designs for Kiss, Gene Simmons, ZZ Top, The Who, Maroon 5, Lil' Wayne, Cheech and Chong, Tommy Lee, Chickenfoot and System of a Down! Check 'em out!
You'll be seeing some great and original band and music gift ideas like a t-shirt (in tons of colors and organic options too!), sweatshirt, hoodie, stickers, buttons, a mousepad, journal, sigg waterbottle, travel mug, gym duffel bag, tote bag, messenger bag, dog shirt, hat, apron, poster, tank top, kids clothing, mug, coasters, keepsake boxes and so much more! The perfect gear for rock music fans! Get yours today!

Cute Choo Choo Train T-Shirts and Gifts

I've been feeling like making some art inspired by old school toys so today I made this retro looking toy train!

This cute and fun toy train illustration features a little model train in bright blue, orange and green colors! This adorable cartoon choo choo train art is the perfect gift to buy for a boy or for anyone who loves trains and original kitschy retro artwork!

This train art is available on tshirts, buttons, stickers, magnets, tote bags, mugs, mousepads, stationery, postcards, greeting cards, keychains, hoodies, sweatshirts, kids clothing, baby outfits, play aprons and many more great gift ideas!

Take $5 Off an Order of $35 or more!

Hey there! Thought I'd share this Zazzle promo sale with you all today. :)

If you go to my site Toxiferousdesigns.com and use the promo code VETERANSDAY9 at the Zazzle checkout, you'll save $5 on an order of $35 or more! This offer ends November 15, 2009 at 11:59pm PT so get your order in quickly!
Shop early and be sure to have your order in time for Christmas!

Wrapped Gifts T-Shirts and Gifts

What's Christmas without gifts?

This cute gift illustration features a pile of brightly colored wrapped presents and gifts with bold and vibrant bows and trimmings! This pretty present modern pop art is the perfect gift to buy for Christmas, a birthday or a baby shower!

This wrapped gift design is available on tshirts, mugs, stickers, keychains, magnets, mousepads, buttons, hats, aprons, kids clothing, womens and mens clothing, baby clothes, postcards, greeting cards, tote bags and many more great gift ideas!

Candy Gingerbread House T-Shirts and Gifts

Are you ready for some candy fun?

This cute and colorful gingerbread house illustration features an adorable christmas gingerbread house that's covered in glossy, yummy and delicious looking candy! Peppermint stick supports, candy roof tiles, gummy and lollipop candy bushes and cookie walls with candy chips! This beautiful and playful cartoon ginger bread house illustration is the perfect gift to buy for kids, candy lovers and anyone who loves original and fun xmas art! Happy Holidays!

This gingerbread house art is available on a tshirt, kid's clothing, baby clothes and shirts, men's clothing, women's clothing, greeting cards (holiday cards), postcards, a mousepad, mug, sticker, button, keychain, magnet, tote bag, dog shirt, neck tie and many more great and fun gift ideas!

Classic Christmas Holly T-Shirts and Gifts

This lovely classic holly illustration features a bright red and green holly plant with vibrant leaves and berries! This traditional and fun christmas design with a modern touch is the perfect way to celebrate xmas and a great gift idea for the holiday season! Happy holidays and Merry Christmas!

This holly art is available on christmas cards, postcards, stationery, tshirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, kid's clothing, baby clothes and shirts, mugs, hats, aprons, tote bags (reusable christmas gift bags), stickers, keychains, buttons, mousepads, magnets and many more great gift ideas!

Toxiferous Designs Site Relaunch

Toxiferous Designs Site Relaunch!

I've been spending a lot of time working on the Toxiferous Designs site to represent my illustrations and merchandise and I'm ready to relaunch it here!

Click here to check out my designs on t-shirts, women's clothing, men's clothing, shirts for kids and babies, infant bodysuits, stickers, buttons, mugs, mousepads, keychains, hats, postcards, greeting cards, tote bags and many more really cool gift ideas!
Check it out!

Christmas Wreath T-Shirts and Gifts

This festive and cute Christmas wreath design features a lovely wreath with a big, red ribbon bow and green, pink and blue Christmas ball ornaments! This pretty design is perfect on Christmas cards, t-shirts, stickers, mugs, mousepads, hoodies, sweatshirts and many more wonderful Christmas gift ideas that will be sure to brighten the day of your loved ones this holiday season!

Free Shipping Coupon!

If you're thinking of buying some Christmas gifts from my shop this holiday season then you may find this free shipping coupon to be very useful! If you spend $50 or more in my shop just enter the code: CPAFFSHP50CB at the checkout and your shipping will be FREE!
This great offer expires on 12/31/08 so be sure to take advantage of it to get as many cool t-shirts, stickers, buttons, hoodies, Christmas cards, tote bags and other goodies as you want while it lasts!

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Christmas Candy Canes T-Shirts and Gifts

Here's one for the candy cane lovers out there! One of my favorite things about the holidays are the free candy canes that are being given out in the bank, restaurants and are even being given out by roving Santas in the malls. Mint fiends like me have to get their fix wherever we can so I don't mind giving Santa a hug for free candy...besides, Santa is overworked and underpaid.
On to the design! This Christmas candy cane design features two traditional striped candycanes bunched together with a pretty green bow! There are few things that are more festive and cheery than these minty delights and these designs are available on hoodies, t-shirts, buttons, totebags, kids shirts, baby clothes, stickers, Christmas cards, mousepads, neckties, mugs and many, many more great gift ideas!

Santa With Presents Christmas T-Shirts and Gifts

This adorable retro cartoony Santa Claus Christmas design is cute, round and jolly! He has rosy cheeks, a soft, fluffy beard, a big black belt, shiny buttons and shoes and you know he's the real deal because he has a giant green sack of toys and he's surrounded by beautifully wrapped presents! Don't forget to leave him some milk and cookies!
This cute xmas design is available on things like Christmas cards, t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, kids shirts, baby clothes, mousepads, kids t-shirts and sweatshirts, stickers, magnets and buttons (wonderful stocking stuffers!), cheerful Christmas mugs and tons of other great Christmas gift ideas!

NEW Flip Mino Camcorders!

I'm now stocking these awesome Flip Mino Camcorders in my store with my own original designs on them! I have plenty more designs that I'll be adding to these in the coming weeks and you can check out what I have for sale here!
From what I hear these are supposed to be a pretty popular gift this Christmas season and I can see why. They're very slim, portable, cute and easy to use. With this gadget in your pocket you can record a video anytime and anywhere with ease!

The Dangerous Book For Boys Day-To-Day Calendar

The Dangerous Book For Boys Day-To-Day Calendar is based on the bestselling book The Dangerous Book for Boys and it will teach you tons of useful things like how to tie various types of knots, how to make "the greatest paper plane in the world" and not to mention a lot of fun trivia. You certainly don't have to be a boy to enjoy this calendar or this book!

Silver Honey Bee

Pretty, pretty honey bee. This silver honey bee honey jar design is a really clever idea and it does look lovely! It would make a good, original gift idea for someone who has almost everything...and loves honey.

Recycled Glass Tree Globes

These beautiful tree globes are made of hand blown recycled glass! I think almost anyone can appreciate their beauty so I'm sure they would make a wonderful gift.

Festive Christmas Ornament Holiday T-Shirts and Gifts

This festive Christmas ornament design features three colorful red, green and blue xmas balls with the words "Merry Christmas!". This design is wonderful for those who love traditional christmas artwork and is a great way to get into the holiday spirit!
This design is available on Christmas cards, T-Shirts, stickers, buttons, dog shirts, tote bags, keychains, mousepads, neckties, mugs, hooded sweatshirts, kids clothing, stickers and many more wonderful gift ideas!