Carstache

This is EXACTLY what it looks like. This is a mustache for your car.
It's a carstache and it comes from Urban Outfitters.
Available in bright pink, orange and a slightly more subtle black (for those cars who truly want to be in disguise).

Once Bitten Toothbrush Holder

These adorable little animals can hold onto my toothbrush anytime! I can't get over their cute wide-eyed expressions. You can find these sweet toothbrush holders over at Modcloth!

The Pessimist's Half Empty Mug, Glass and Shot Glass

I've certainly been told that I have a pessimistic view of the world and maybe that's why I'm getting a real kick out of The Pessimist's Mug, Glass and Shot Glass from Despair, Inc.
These glasses will always tell you when your mug has hit the half full mark.
Depressing? Maybe a little. Funny? Oh, yes!

Sofa Pirate T-Shirts and Gifts

Here's a brand new pirate Raging Trombones design! This pirate has mastered the art of relaxation...or maybe he's just kind of lazy.

This fun sofa pirate design features a funny remote control wielding pirate with a black beard and a pegleg lounging on a couch ship complete with sails! This weird, strange, bizarre and humorous pirate geek design is the perfect gift to buy for anyone with a love of pirates and an appreciation for weird, geeky, original vector art! Great for Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19th)!

This cool pirate illustration is available on a tshirt, tote bag, hoodie, mousepad, mug, apron, hat, keychain, magnet, button, stickers, postcards, greeting cards, a neck tie and many more great gift ideas!

Salt and Pepper Robots

These salt and pepper shaker robots double as wind-up toys to make lunch a little more fun! Just make sure you don't accidentally let them walk right off the edge of the table...

Director's Clock

Action! This Director's Clock is an alarm clock and when it goes off you can clap it closed and start your day!

Put It There Pal!

I'm really digging these hand coasters from the Curiosity Shoppe! I've never had a coaster tell me to "Put it there pal" before.

I Chipped My Pants Funny Chocolate Chip Cookie T-Shirts and Gifts

It's time for a brand new design from the funny Raging Trombones line!

This silly, funny cookie bathroom humor design features a chocolate chip cookie who has accidentally "chipped" his pants and is surrounded by chocolate chips that resemble poop. Yes, it may be immature (very) but you can't deny that this cookie is cute! This rude but kind of sweet baking design is perfect for a baker with a strange sense of humor or anyone who loves cute cartoon art with a slightly offensive twist and a heavy dose of weird and bizarre!

This cookie design is available on a tshirt, kids clothing, baby clothes, mug, mousepad, magnet, stickers, magnet, keychain, tote bag, apron, hat, greeting cards, postcards and many more great gift ideas!

Bungee Birdfeeder

This is a birdfeeder for all of those EXTREME people out there! This bungee jumper bird feeder is just plain awesome!

[Via Random Good Stuff]

Toxiferous Designs Site Relaunch

Toxiferous Designs Site Relaunch!

I've been spending a lot of time working on the Toxiferous Designs site to represent my illustrations and merchandise and I'm ready to relaunch it here!

Click here to check out my designs on t-shirts, women's clothing, men's clothing, shirts for kids and babies, infant bodysuits, stickers, buttons, mugs, mousepads, keychains, hats, postcards, greeting cards, tote bags and many more really cool gift ideas!
Check it out!

'Need to Go' Cufflinks

I need to start wearing cufflinks because these are pretty awesome! These 'Need to Go' cufflinks look like the little male and female figures on your typical public washroom...with a slight difference. :)