I'm Sorry, I Have a Giant Head T-Shirts and Gifts

Here's a new design that I just made for the Raging Trombones store! That's the place where I put most of the weirdest (and often very funny) designs that I make in collaboration with the creator of Timestop.

Do you ever feel like your head is just too big? Some of us have been blessed with giant noggins and we're sorry if that means you have trouble seeing your movie when you sit behind us in a theater or if we block your view when we get the window seat in an airplane. Also, some serious apologies to our mothers who gave birth to us naturally. (Sorry, moms!)
In all seriousness, we can't help the way we are but we would like to say we're sorry for inconveniencing you normal-headed people out there. This hilarious design might be the best way to say you're sorry for your oversized dome!

This funny giant head design is available on a tshirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, tank top, kids shirt, baby clothing, mug, mousepad, hat, apron, button, magnet, keychain, neck tie, stickers, greeting cards, postcards, tote bag and many more great gift ideas!

Sofa Pirate T-Shirts and Gifts

Here's a brand new pirate Raging Trombones design! This pirate has mastered the art of relaxation...or maybe he's just kind of lazy.

This fun sofa pirate design features a funny remote control wielding pirate with a black beard and a pegleg lounging on a couch ship complete with sails! This weird, strange, bizarre and humorous pirate geek design is the perfect gift to buy for anyone with a love of pirates and an appreciation for weird, geeky, original vector art! Great for Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19th)!

This cool pirate illustration is available on a tshirt, tote bag, hoodie, mousepad, mug, apron, hat, keychain, magnet, button, stickers, postcards, greeting cards, a neck tie and many more great gift ideas!

Introducing: Raging Trombones T-Shirts

If you've been wondering what I've been up to for the past little while, this is it! I've been working on the collaborative Raging Trombones T-Shirts and More shop at Zazzle with C. from Shop Time Stop! I think C's funny and clever sayings and ideas work really well on designs with my cartoon art so check them out! Don't forget that all of the designs are available on mousepads, tote bags, stickers, magnets, buttons, postage stamps, cards, postcards, mugs, aprons, ties and a whole lot more!

Below you'll find Bacon Rainbow (with a...yeah, you get the picture), Welcome to the Petting Zoo (featuring a cute winking giraffe), Canadian Ninja (a ninja armed with a hockey stick and a red toque), They Say Salty Foods Will Kill Me...But Not If I Get Them First! (starring a cute devastated cartoon potato chip looking over a pile of dead chip crumbs), Raging Trombone (a very, very angry cartoon trombone!) and last but not least, In Order To Be Everywhere At Once You Have To Be Very Fast Or Very Fat (featuring a very quick little figure running in circles around a very round, bemused one).