Toilet Tentacles and Tea Bags

Flush, Please on Etsy sells these strange (and pretty cool) decals that you can stick on your toilet. They have tentacles in various colors and also tea in the following uhhh...flavors: chai, green tea, earl grey and lemon zinger.

Tentacle Heart T-shirts and Gifts

This stylish tentacle heart t-shirt design features a heart made of shiny tentacles! This design is available in green or purple!
Great for sci-fi lovers, friends of octopi or squid or anyone with a unique sense of style this design is the perfect gift. This design is available on shirts, stickers, stationary, buttons, mugs, mousepads, baby clothes, aprons, hats, tote bags, postage stamps, hoodies and many other great gift ideas!

I Love Hentai T-shirts and Gifts

Ahem,I think this design speaks for itself if you love hentai!
This I Heart Hentai design features a heart with tentacles and it's available in my Purple I Heart Hentai Shop or my Green I Heart Hentai Shop. It's great for hentai lovers or as a gag gift for someone you know. Are you looking for an interesting and humorous bachelor party gag gift or a funny gift for a friend, girlfriend or boyfriend? This could be it!
Maybe you want to be a bit more discrete. If so, then maybe you'd like an I Heart Hentai journal, mousepad, boxers or panties!

This tentacle heart design is available on t-shirts, stickers, buttons, bumper stickers, tote bags, messenger bags, stationary, hoodies, mousepads, underwear, mugs and many more great gift ideas!