The Cubes® Corporate Zombies

These Corporate Zombie toys are pretty cute and they're a pretty reasonable price at $13.50 for a set of four and all of the accessories that are shown below. In my opinion, they're the perfect shade of zombie green (a frightening pallor that you might attain being under fluorescent lights all day?).

The mindless tedium of employment at GigantaMegaCorp has crushed their spirit and turned these once bright, flowering young go-getters into hopeless Corporate Zombies. They spend their days staring blankly at computer monitors and shuffling through the cube maze, occasionally grunting something about brains.

Frank Kozik's Chumps

These toys created by Frank Kozik are some real bad eggs, ne'erdowells, just plain no good....
But that's not true, they're so good but they're so bad.
I'd still let them stay at my house (after I hide the silverware).