Spaceboyjordo's Robots

I thought these robots by spaceboyjordo on etsy were pretty cool before but after reading the description I've found out that they have a SECRET COMPARTMENT! Now they've been elevated to "awesome".

"Robot aids in safety & protection. Helps prevent ninjas, cowboys, aliens, pirates, dogs w/ sweaters, creepy uncles, and emo kids from entering your zone by using its robot skillz. For best results place robot on shelf facing a window and/or door of your zone. See results instantly. In case of detached limb during combat, acquire a hot glue servicing mechanism device and reattach where necessary. Sometimes robot may become fierce. Batteries not included, nor necessary. Robot personalities may vary. See a physician if complications occur."