New! Funny Christmas Designs

I haven't forgotten about Christmas this year! Here are the new funny Christmas designs that I've put together. The top four are mine and the four below that are from Raging Trombones (the side project from me and C. from Timestop)!
Some are funny, some are rude, some are weird but all are great fun!
You may even find a little something for the Scrooge on your list.

No More Snow, Ho Ho Ho Oh, Whatever, You Don't Have The Balls To Mess With Me At Xmas, Peace On Earth, My Ass, All Your Presents Are Belong To Us, Mom Got A Little Carried Away With The Gift Wrapping This Year (dog and cat presents!), Looks Like Santa's Shopping At The Dollar Store This Year and It's Not Christmas Until I've Had My Coffee. Whew!

Click on the images below to check 'em out on Christmas cards, ornaments, t-shirts, hoodies, tote bags, mugs, mousepads and many more great gift ideas!

Stamps of Disapproval

These stamps of disapproval from the Curiosity Shoppe are pretty funny and clever! I can imagine using these for those memos at work that make no sense or are illegible. These ones say "Huh." and "I'm Not Convinced".

WTF Snowglobe

WTF? I've never seen a snowglobe like this before...how peculiar!

I Chipped My Pants Funny Chocolate Chip Cookie T-Shirts and Gifts

It's time for a brand new design from the funny Raging Trombones line!

This silly, funny cookie bathroom humor design features a chocolate chip cookie who has accidentally "chipped" his pants and is surrounded by chocolate chips that resemble poop. Yes, it may be immature (very) but you can't deny that this cookie is cute! This rude but kind of sweet baking design is perfect for a baker with a strange sense of humor or anyone who loves cute cartoon art with a slightly offensive twist and a heavy dose of weird and bizarre!

This cookie design is available on a tshirt, kids clothing, baby clothes, mug, mousepad, magnet, stickers, magnet, keychain, tote bag, apron, hat, greeting cards, postcards and many more great gift ideas!

Let Me Drop Some Science On You Funny T-Shirts and Gifts

Time for a funny geek design! Love science? Check it out!

This cool and funny science design says "Let me drop some science on you!" and features green, red and blue cartoon erlenmeyer flasks! The perfect gift to buy for a science teacher (particularly chemistry teachers), science geek, or a chemist but also doubles as an awesome gamer design (magical healing pots and flasks anyone?)! I've also made a version with just the flasks!

This science/gamer design is available on shirts, long sleeved tshirts, hoodies, tank tops, mugs, mousepads, keychains, stickers, buttons, postcards, cards, hats, aprons, tote bags and many more great science gift ideas!

Toilet Rainbow T-Shirts and Gifts

I've been in a weird mood lately...can you tell? What you see here might just be the happiest toilet in the universe! Look how thrilled that shooting star is and how bright and colorful that rainbow appears to be! Nothing says "joy" like a happy toilet! If weird, bizarre, strange, funny or just unusually cute/kawaii designs are your thing then you might just fall in love with this quirky potty!
This design is available on t-shirts of all sorts of colors (just click "select a different shirt style" after clicking on a shirt to see the selection!), mugs, mousepads, greeting cards, postage stamps, stickers, buttons, magnets and many more great offbeat gift ideas! Awesome!

Unicorn Parts T-Shirts and Gifts

Have you ever wondered what a unicorn is really made of?
Maybe you've even wondered what cuts of tasty, tasty meat might come from one...well, that's your own business, I guess. I in no way advocate the killing of unicorns but here's a funny diagram that shows just what you might find inside. Rainbows, magic, happiness, love and rump roast of course! That's a pretty good haul without even counting the horn!
This geeky design is available on t-shirts, stickers, buttons, cards, posters, hoodies, mugs, messenger bags and many more great gift ideas! Woohoo!

Magic Apartment Light

When this Magic Apartment Light isn't lit up all you can see are the residents inside going about their business, doing everyday things and it all looks quite innocent...when you flip the switch you can see that there's a lot more going on than you'd expect!

Robot Chicken Humping Robot Wind-up Toy

If you've ever watched Robot Chicken then you've probably seen this humping robot do his thing at some point or another well, now you'll be able to own him in the form of a wind-up toy. Unfortunately, the washing machine prop isn't included so I guess you'll have to find something else for him to hump.

[Via Walyou]

Ninjas Do It With Stars T-Shirts and Gifts

Ninjas are far more charismatic than they're given credit for!
This ninja t-shirt design features shiny silver ninja stars (shuriken) with text that says "Ninjas Do It With Stars"! This design is great if you happen to be a ninja, a ninja fan or perhaps you're looking for the perfect gifts for the ninjas in your life.

This design is available on a t-shirt, stickers, button, greeting cards, postcards, tote bag, hat, apron, business cards, mousepad, sweatshirt, keychain, binder, neck tie, hoodie and many more great gift ideas!